To all detractors of vegetarianism:

Feast your envious eyes upon my dinner tonight:

Yes, I even made that, even the crust, from scratch. Yes, that molten white you see is mozzarella cheese. (You would understand why I’m so pleased with myself right now if you’d had previous dinners of mine…)

This is a feast of truly epic proportions, and it is sponsored by your friendly neighborhood vegetarian, Alicia Silverstone. (Warning: don’t let kids click that link…)